Oh No, Cranky Parents Got To Malala Yousafzai And Changed Her Views On Education For All

Dear Brothers and Sisters,

It is an honor to once again be speaking to you all about the value of widespread education. As you know from my past speeches, I believe in the utmost importance of unlimited worldwide education. Education for girls. Education for boys. Education for Americans. Education for Pakistanis. Education for all.

Well, except for those kids whose parents didn’t want them to read certain books that had the N-word in them, so they…