It Is I, Your Pedicure Massage Chair, And You Really Want to Push My Mysterious Buttons, Baby

I’m here to help you and your beautiful self relax even more during your appointment

Kerry Webster Reynolds
Slackjaw
Published in
4 min readMar 28, 2022

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Photo by Rune Enstad on Unsplash

Welcome to my nail salon, gorgeous. I’m your sexy, black, leather massage chair, and I’m here for you, baby. I’m going to help you and your beautiful self relax even…

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Kerry Webster Reynolds
Slackjaw

Creative Writing teacher who writes her own nonsense sometimes. Points in Case, Belladonna, Slackjaw, etc. Follow her @KWebbyRey