Chief Kitchen Fruit Fly Here To Inform You Blockheads That Your Unrealistic Food Goals Inspired Us To Settle In Your Lovely Home

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Published on Little Old Lady Comedy

When you said, “Save those bananas, honey; I’m gonna make banana bread this weekend!” Janet, you know that ain’t happening. But still, good effort. And thank you. We are so very appreciative of your hospitality.

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