Belly Button Ring’s Plea To 36-Year-Old Woman Still Wearing Her: “It’s Time To Let Me Go.”
Real talk time, okay?
3 min readJul 13, 2023
Look. You first got me when you were a 17-year-old junior in high school. Your mother begrudgingly accompanied you to the piercing parlor after you informed her that you’d go get your belly button pierced on your eighteenth birthday anyways because you’d be “an adult” then.
