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It Is I, Your Pedicure Massage Chair, And You Really Want to Push My Mysterious Buttons, Baby

I’m here to help you and your beautiful self relax even more during your appointment

4 min readMar 28, 2022

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It Is I, Your Pedicure Massage Chair, And You Really Want to Push My Mysterious Buttons, Baby

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Beware! People May Suspect You’re Pregnant If You Do Any of The Following

If you don’t want people wondering or asking if you’re expecting, be sure to avoid all of following behaviors at all times.

3 min readApr 10, 2022

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Beware! People May Suspect You’re Pregnant If You Do Any of The Following

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Are You Entering a Grocery Store Sans Mask and Fully Vaccinated, Or Going on Your First-Ever Naked…

This is fine. I even saw a sign. This is allowed.

2 min readJun 17, 2021

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Are You Entering a Grocery Store Sans Mask and Fully Vaccinated, Or Going on Your First-Ever Naked…

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Kerry Webster Reynolds

My Name Is Black Leggings, And I’m Here To File A Grievance Against My Employer, Ashley

I’m over-worn, overworked, and under-appreciated.

4 min readJul 23, 2021

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My Name Is Black Leggings, And I’m Here To File A Grievance Against My Employer, Ashley

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Kerry Webster Reynolds

Belly Button Ring’s Plea To 36-Year-Old Woman Still Wearing Her: “It’s Time To Let Me Go.”

Real talk time, okay?

3 min readJul 13, 2023

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Belly Button Ring’s Plea To 36-Year-Old Woman Still Wearing Her: “It’s Time To Let Me Go.”

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Slackjaw

Eyewear Alternatives to Gold Framed Glasses for Blond Men Desperate to Resemble Absolutely Anyone…

Joe Biden’s prescription Aviators

2 min readNov 4, 2022

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Eyewear Alternatives to Gold Framed Glasses for Blond Men Desperate to Resemble Absolutely Anyone…

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Kerry Webster Reynolds
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The Belladonna Comedy

How Well Do You Know Edgar Allan Poe’s EERILY Similar Short Stories?

Take the quiz!

3 min readOct 28, 2022

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How Well Do You Know Edgar Allan Poe’s EERILY Similar Short Stories?

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Frazzled

Oh No, Cranky Parents Got To Malala Yousafzai And Changed Her Views On Education For All

Dear Brothers and Sisters,

3 min readSep 1, 2022

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Slackjaw

A 23-Step Guide To Arranging The Ideal Bachelor Party For Your Best Bro

Follow these steps in order to achieve a (hopefully somewhat satisfactory) outcome.

4 min readJun 26, 2022

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Chief Kitchen Fruit Fly Here To Inform You Blockheads That Your Unrealistic Food Goals Inspired Us…

Published on Little Old Lady Comedy

2 min readJun 24, 2022

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Kerry Webster Reynolds

Kerry Webster Reynolds

Creative Writing teacher who writes her own nonsense sometimes. Points in Case, Belladonna, Slackjaw, etc. Follow her @KWebbyRey

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